It's Church Blooper Time

It’s Church Bulletin Blooper Time! It is biblical to laugh. Proverbs 31:25, She is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come.  Hope these make you laugh and brighten your day. * Life groups meet on Wednesday evening at 7:00 PM for food, fun, and fellowwhipping.* Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.*Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.*Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.*The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’*Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.*Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.*The ‘Over 60s Choir’ will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.*Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy.*Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour*And still my all-time favorite:The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: ‘I Upped My Pledge — Up Yours.’