New church bulletin

Laughter is always good for the soul!  Church Bulletin Typing Mishaps: -"Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones." -"Applications are now being accepted for 2-year-old nursery workers." -"Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation." -"Ushers will eat latecomers." - “The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.” - “The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.” - “The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.” - “Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary...” - “At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.” Hope these put a smile on your face and maybe even a laugh out loud.  A cheerful heart is good medicine,    but a crushed spirit dries up the bones. Proverbs 17:22